Poem by the Dutch writer Peter van Lier

CONCERNING A FUNCTION IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

Dear gossamer-winged ones,

The mayflies or dayflies (order Ephemeroptera) form a                 

most lamentable group within your ranks. Their brief

maturity in particular really touches me, assuming they have not

before their time become the prey of fish, songbird, spider or

dragonfly. Eating is not even in the picture, with mouth parts so

rudimentary and non-functioning that  I, by way of compensation,

would gladly place my small family car (Fiat, type Panda, nice and light), with

myself as chauffeur, possessing good straight shoulders,

at their disposal, so that the most magnificent views lie in the

offing for the well-developed male’s eyes and a

nuptial flight a hundred kilometres farther on, with females unthought-of.

    Yours faithfully.