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mental exercise
number two
go out and have a
shave (if you are
a woman omit
this) eat your
kefir in peace
and quiet and light
the day’s first cigarette
then cut away
the withered tulips
and inhale deeply their
deadly scent
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refrain from
shouting amen
or halleluja
do not dress
in yellow do not
stand on your head
for half an hour
do not read paul’s
first epistle to
timothy (wait with
that until it’s evening)
do not torment your
self with vegetarian food
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sit down instead
at the well-decked
lunch table with
both roast pork
caviar and your
own last-supper dressing
drink
without a
bad conscience
both two beers three snapses and
your own sacra
ment cocktail
in short accept
god’s gifts
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do not attempt
to save the world
do not write
any reader’s letters
do not sign up for
the cat protection society
do not believe that the colour
black has
anything to do
with death (believe it
if you can’t help
yourself) stop
showing off all day long
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just try
dammit for a single
moment to be
happy to be
alive (for at least
as long as this exercise
lasts) say loud
and clear to your
wife: i love you
(stop sitting there
mumbling at
that) try showing
a little gratitude
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