HEAVEN
In the church the choir sang in yesterday evening, a huge lugubrious barn of a place with vast amounts of excess wood boxing in each section of the pews in both nave and aisles, there is a spectacular pulpit. As is typical of Danish churches, it is located about two thirds up the right side of the nave, high in the air, like some overgrown crow’s nest. Above this vast mustard pot hangs the lid, the canopy, which in Danish is called ‘himmel’ (heaven). Up to it leads a tortuous flight of curving stairs, but this too is boxed in by dark wooden panels, and knobbly, carved disciples, nine in number, marking the ascent on the outside. The way in to the staircase is blocked by a two-metre-high dungeon of a door, topped by an escutcheon bearing the date 1679, and provided with a brass keyhole but no key. The remaining three disciples, larger than the other nine, guard the door. Above it is the apposite inscription: “I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.” John X, 9. If this is the path to heaven, it is clearly going to be quite a climb.
Today I was shown a film set for a future Danish TV series from the late 1950s and early 1960s, complete with recording studio and posters on the wall. Along with Buddy Holly, Little Richard, and the éternelle Cliff Richard, was Eddie Cochran. I confess to having owned 78s by all four apostles. And find it easier to subscribe to the Gospel according to Eddie:
The formula for heaven’s very simple
(three steps to heaven, three steps to heaven)
Just follow the rules and you will see
And as life travels on and things do go wrong
Just follow steps one, two and three
(three steps to heaven, three steps to heaven)
Step one, you find a girl you love
Step two, she falls in love with you
Step three, you kiss and hold her tightly
Yeah, that sure seems like heaven to me
(three steps to heaven, three steps to heaven)











